[Douglas G. Brown]

"Maybe Sirus is the reason behind Anthony Weiner's out-of-control behavior; he is, perhaps, simply more sensitive to the influence of the stars than other politicians."

Well, Weiner certainly has shown himself to be a dog (no offense to dog lovers intended) ...


The streets of New York can be mean ones, indeed,
But some things can get even meaner;
As when Anthony lowered his zipper, and freed
His great and magnificent wiener.

The cyberspace pictures of Anthony’s junk,
Though depraved, on the ’net were allowed.
“No publicity’s bad”, Weiner’s handlers had thunk,
(Which they’d learned from the Hollywood crowd.)

He aspired to heights of political clout
And entered the candidates’ brawl;
(If you haven’t seen Anthony’s wiener stuck out,
You’ve never seen nothin’ at all.)

Thus Anthony built his political base;
High praise of their leader, they’ve sung,
And prayed that New York would be granted the grace
Of a mayor so splendidly hung.