Oh oh oh, right up my alley!
A Nun and a Model Get it On
So a nun and a narcissist model
have a cat fight in a church.
Thou shalt not covet my husband, bi-otch!
The nun throws a wood scrubber
as the model walks away gloating:
Yah, I had you shipped off to Alaska.
Dress warm, she says.
Cachunk - wooden handle connects with quaffed tresses,
talk about a bad-hair-day.
Oh no you din't.
Craw-ack - hand connects with nun's pretty face,
vindictive grimace flashes and the fight really warms up.
More hair pulling as the model gets swung in circles.
Some serious Bible bashing ensues, connecting
with the nun's cerebellum.
Score another for the model.
Nun gets thrown onto the candle table.
OOOhh - shot down in flames - that's gotta hurt.
Model gets a conscience:
Shit, set the rectory on fire, and not in a good way.
Me and hubby put good money into this church.
Maybe, I should put hot-to-trot nun out too?
Grabs a Jesus Saves banner.
Tackles burning nun to the ground like swaddling clothes.
Nun's collar is more than hot now,
she's biting mad. Incisors meet model's meager arm.
Not much to chew on, so she savours
what she can get.
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