[Jerome Betts]

Kallo cubes have begun to put verse on their chicken stock and beef stock packaging. At first I wondered if in view of his recent contributions to Lightenup Online Master Allgar had been moonlighting but the disappointing end of the beef offering suggested not.

There once was a chicken who so loved to sing.
Handel and Mozart were really her thing.
The cockerels all told her, "You've got it all wrong!"
As she rose every dawn with a fine opera song.
She tried to explain but they didn't believe her
That it's nicer to wake to the sound of a diva.

The vivacious young cow who lived in the hills,
Longed for adventure, excitement and thrills.
She was tired of the meadow, of chewing the grass.
The other cows bored her, they didn’t have class.
So she jumped on a bus that was bound for the coast,
And browsed through an atlas while nibbling some toast.


Still, a new paid venue for D & A contributors?