LATE-BREAKING NEWS ON THE MICHAEL CANTOR STORY
Washington: FBI experts now conclude that the ink blotch in the evidence that Mr. Cantor was "Jack the ripper" was, in fact, covering the letters "St" making his true hidden identity "Jack the Stripper." Outraged reporters from the numerous morally upright publications tracked him down to explain his wickedness. His only comment was, "Hey, can I help it that chicks want me?".
Robert Meyer, reporter
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