Well, folks, I have a solution, the "Mark Allinson Is King of the Universe, With His New Wife Britney Spears," a board devoted to what's wrong with Australian academe, the life of John Dunne, the greatness of Vegemite, and, of course, poems for general critique only. However, the trade-off is that the only critiques permitted will be negative and from the following list:
1. Rubbish.
2. Garbage.
3. Putrid!
4. Infamy!
5. You know, I never thought a poem could provoke flatulence... but I guess you learn something new every day.
6. This poem serves as a reminder as to why stupid people shouldn't drop acid.
7. Can you read?
8. This disproves the truism that a roomful of monkeys banging away on typerwriters will eventually, albeit at random, produce Shakespeare.
10. How did you manage this without an opposable thumb?
11. Keep posting stuff like this, and we'll get stupid, too.
12. Did you get your ass kicked a lot when you were in high school? Hell, I'll bet you're still in high school. Yeah, forty years old my ass.
Quincy
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