I suppose I might as well get on with it then:
1.
There once was a fellow named Carswell
Who thought he'd give Cameron a hard spell;
So he went and jumped ship,
Gave the Tories the pip
And now he takes bets in Great Karpnell.
2.
They say rats leave a sinking ship,
And swim to safer ground;
So why should Douglas join UKIP
When David's ship is sound?
Last edited by Nicholas Stone; 08-28-2014 at 05:45 PM.
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