[Jayne Osborn]

I’m not quite sure what to make of this one. (I can think of much better advice for a happy marriage… )

Jayne

The Oldie Competition
by Tessa Castro

Competition no 196.
Asked for advice for a happy marriage, a friend was told: ‘Always dance in the kitchen’. A poem of that title, please. Maximum 16 lines.

Entries, by post (The Oldie, 65 Newman Street, London W1T 3EG), fax (020 7436 8804) or email (comps@theoldie.co.uk) to ‘Competition No. 196’ by 13th November.

Don’t forget to include your postal address.