[Douglas G. Brown]

The favorite lines from Chaucer I recall from high school goes;

.......................................Oh cursed belly,
Stinking sack of filth where dung abounds,
From either end of you come forth foul sounds.

Though this was in modernized spelling, or 45 years has clouded my memory, or a little of both.

Anyway, it annoys my chums who are dieting.