[John Isbell]

Would you care to sin
With Elinor Glyn
On a tiger skin?

Or would you prefer
To err with her
On some other fur?

Anon., i think.

I am the dean, and this is Mrs. Liddell;
She is the first, and I, the second fiddle.

I am the Lord Nathanael Curzon.
I am a most superior person.
My face is pink; my hair is sleek;
I dine at Blenheim twice a week.

The undergraduates of Balliol.