[Matt Q]

After the universe exploded

After the universe exploded
Large chunks of matter whizzed around
In the space where the sky used to be
Which was extremely dangerous
And everyone stayed inside
Just to be on the safe side
And those of us with experience of staying inside
From our lives before the universe exploded
Gave advice to the others
And felt a little smug

But really there was no outside left
It had exploded along with the rest of the universe
And that meant there was also no inside either
Which really was extremely dangerous
But we stayed inside anyway
Because we thought it would be safer
And those of us with experience of pretending to exist
From our lives before the universe exploded
Gave advice to the others
And felt a little smug
.