[Jerry Glenn Hartwig]

Reginald Kenneth Dwight


Reginald Kenneth Dwight, you see,
(a juvenile musical prodigy)
attended the Royal Academy
- folks said he would go far.

He sentenced his bookish professors to shame
by changing his preference, changing his name,
and changing to outrageous outfits became
a pop / rock super star.

So Kenneth went ‘Poof!’, then by filling the stands full,
got himself knighted, survived major scandal;
but changing the name of his wind-blown candle
went a bit too far.




[This message has been edited by Jerry Glenn Hartwig (edited April 02, 2008).]