There're probably not many George Jones/Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans.
"Riley's Blues"
[To the tune of George Jones’“Bartender’s Blues”]
Well, I date the Slayer, and mostly it’s good.
Yeah, her lovin’s what keeps me ali-i-ive.
But I feel like a loser, but I ain’t a boozer,
So,I come to this unholy di-i-ive.
And I need crosses of silver and stakes of wood, to keep all the demons at ba-a-ay,
And a honky tonk vampire to suck me good and help me feel e-vil all day-eee.
Well, once I was awesome, I was tough as they come,
Till they took the chip out’n my chayust.
Now I’m weak as a kitten, and although it ain’t fittin’,
This bar is whar I feels the bayusst
And I need crosses of silver and stakes of wood, to keep all the demons at ba-a-ay,
And a honky tonk vampire to suck me good and help me feel e-vil all day-eee.
Damn, the Slayer just caught me with my vampire ho,
And rurned what had been a fun da-a-ay.
And I got a feelin’, I soon will be reelin’,
She’ll be kickin' my ass till Sunda-a-ay
And I need crosses of silver and stakes of wood, to keep all the demons at ba-a-ay
And a honky tonk vampire to suck me good and help me feel e-vil all day-eee
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