[Allen Tice]

Terese, it's as good in its way as anything I've read of yours. Ten horns!

Do they hunt rhinos from camels? The market I'd think would mostly be for Year of the [insert animal figure] dudes, who credit sympathetic magic for reptile power.

[Martin Elster]

WHENEVER YOU SEE A RHINOCEROS

Whenever you see a rhinoceros at large,
**stand before the creature,
and contemplate its celebrated feature.
**The herbivore won’t charge.

Whenever you see a rhinoceros, you’ll know
**you’re either dreaming or
watching an antiquated movie, for
**there are none left to grow

that thorn which was no aphrodisiac.
**If you see a rhinoceros,
you’ll soon enough awaken on a bus
**or a train on the wrong track,

a track which leads far back in time to when
**a creature weighing tons
could roam without the hazard of some guns
**in the hands of clueless men.

[Marion Shore]

Whenever you see a rhinoceros,
and you've gotten lost, my dear tourist,
you're probably not in the Galapagos,
more likely a tropical forest.


omigod! I can't stop!