[R. S. Gwynn]

When I was a kid I heard that at football games Norfolk High fans would cheer:

We don't smoke!
We don't drink!
Norfolk! Norfolk! Norfolk!

[Maryann Corbett]

Testimony from my William & Mary freshman-year dorm mates: what Sam heard is true. I'd say you have to pronounce it NAWf*ck when you read Frank's poem aloud.

[Roger Slater]

Too archaic. I wonder if they'd consider changing the name of their town to Orfolk?

[Donna English]

Sounds Dull to Me

Sunday—church bells—bible thumping
Monday—school bells—trash truck dumping

Tuesday—Amish horses— clopping
Wednesday—gossip—first name dropping

Thursday—voices shouting-- Bingo!
Friday—cow sale—bovine lingo.

Saturday the Opry—rockin’ !
Drunken Christians—mockin’—sockin’

Pike’s motto: You’ve Reached Paradise!
(It's Deadsville here, were drawing flies.)