[Roger Slater]

Thanks a lot, Don. I almost didn't notice that I went 30 words over the limit. I had to trim before sending it out, which didn't please me, but that's life.

[John Whitworth]

Nice one, Roger.

Jayne,

Mine yer mannus, mine yer langwidge,
Eeten eggen bayken sangwidge.
Ave relayshins wivva jentry
Issa twenny-firsess sentry.
Even iffa Pope objecks,
No-one mines a bitter secks.

[George Simmers]

This is a tricky one. I've had a go at Noel Coward meeting Praisegod Barebones, but it's hard to get them sparkling.