[Roger Slater]

The Dawkins Deluson, by God

Someday, at the Pearly Gates,
you'll meet a famous atheist.
Peter, look at him and say,
"Sorry, Dick, you don't exist."

If he chuckles at the joke,
then let him in. But time will tell.
May he laugh with me up here,
or may he laugh at me in hell.

[John Whitworth]

Nice on, Roger. It reminds me of a VERY short story by Somerset Maugham - I'm talking of a real short story.