Big congrats to Frank, Janet and Martin! (And thanks, Jayne. I'm honored to be considered "yours" after all these years of radio silence. I finally got my Erato password reset a couple of days ago so I can join the party... or at least join it intermittently when life doesn't get in the way.)
I already knew Melissa's view of babies from her wonderful poem "Fluffy Weighs In On The Baby" ("... Just eat the wretched thing.") I may add that I share these sentiments.
Welcome back, Melissa!
Thanks, Gail! (And for my children's sake, may I add that kids improve exponentially the older they get. At least, to a point. We haven't quite hit the teen years yet.)
Thanks for the warning, Jayne! I'll PM you the poem. I'm still not one of those brave Sphereans who post work in progress for the world to see (though I'm delighted to exchange with members one on one).