[Susan d.S.]

Haha! Tears of laughter, that bra! ....

as for the Sensual Sod, be afraid, very afraid...

[Jayne Osborn]

Maybe all this talk about bras might attract some of the fellas to this entertaining thread! (Or did we 'boob'? )

I have another one:
YEARNS JOB? NO!

Who wants to work each day? Not ME.
I'm done with all that shit.
I stay at home quite happily
and do a little bit
of housework, here, and gardening, there,
and lunching with my friends.
I live my life without a care
and will do, till it ends!
My CV's still on my PC
but Ha! I've pressed 'Delete'.
Employment? No thanks. Not for me.
Retirement's such a treat.

[basil ransome-davies]

Were you to reverse 'Not for me ' & 'No thanks' in the penultimate line you would maintain the full-rhyme scheme.

I'll get my coat.

bazza

[Jayne Osborn]

Thanks, Bazza.

Duh! That was a copying-it-out-and-not-concentrating thing