[Shaun J. Russell]

Beauty is truth, truth beauty
But it doesn't hurt to have great booty.

[Shaun J. Russell]

Little Lamb, who made thee?
And can I get the recipe?

[Roger Slater]

The no index tags keep the page from showing up in a Google search.

One of the runner-up prizes is a coffee mug. It's a very good mug. Holds a big cup of coffee, has a sturdy handle large enough for my big fingers, and says "My Cup Punneth Over" on the outside. So don't sneer at the prizes.

[Roger Slater]

By the way, this is an embarrassing question to ask, but I'll ask anyway since I would really like to know. Does anyone happen to know whether I published any tailgaters in Light Quarterly? I don't have any record of doing so, but I have a dim recollection that I might have. I need to know because I don't want to accidently submit published material to the Washington Post, which has a rule against that.

[Gail White]

When in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes,
I and my conscience quickly compromise.

Another one I like, but it's been published:

They that have power to hurt and will do none
Will not have much success in Washington.

[Roger Slater]

Originally Posted by John Whitworth

Oh that this too, too solid flesh would melt.
I wouldn't have to buy a longer belt.

Or:

O that this too, too solid flesh would melt!
I think I’d look a whole lot better svelte.

[Gail White]

Thanks for giving us this, Roger. It's no end of fun.
And Hamlet is a great subject.

To be or not to be, that is the question.
It's difficult. I'm open to suggestion.

[John Whitworth]

I think I like that better, Roger.

[Catherine Tufariello]

To be or not to be, that is the question
Of Danish princes plagued with indigestion.

[John Whitworth]

Ah Catherine, nice to see you here again.