[Jerome Betts]

Vince Cable

A business question needs an answer?
Consult this consummate old dancer -
But, if you really want the figures,
No miked-up hacks, or dirty diggers,
Or claims you caught me sticking needles
In models of the Barclay tweedles!

Nor, though the Bird is far from perky
And in the polls appears a turkey,
Sly hints that ultimate survival
Demands I stand as open rival
To coalition curate's eggery,
That toxic orange cocktail, Cleggery!

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