There are very few memorable limericks that aren't filthy. The only one I can think of is this one by Robert Conquest.
There once was a Marshal called Lenin
Who did two or three million men in.
That's a lot to have done in,
But where he did one in
The Grand Marshal Stalin did ten in.
Of course if it's simply a matter of the word we can always bowdlerise it.
Since sex up in Heaven's
Do thirteen-year-old boys really read the papers in America? Over here they barely read anything at all unless the text is illustrated
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