[John Whitworth]

What a cause for high spirits the fellow is!

[Ann Drysdale]

Poor old bugger. Blame it on the cut-backs. Everyone knows that the price of a virtuous woman is above Ruby's.

[Brian Allgar]

Ha, ha! I hadn't heard that one before, Ann.

[Graham King]

Maters still have cause to moan: he
Bribes kids to the danger zone. He
Ought to stick with some old crone, be
-have his age. Hey! Rivers (Joan), she
Maybe could assuage his tone; be
Moral Light and not condone E
-lite Excesses? He is prone, we
Know, to lie, massage his own E
-go. Just go, now, Berlusconi!