[Peter Goulding]

Originally Posted by Adrian Fry

Magazine
Imagazine: a publication with more pictures than text
Bagazine: a regular publication wrapped in cellophane to prevent readers throwing away the advertising inserts in the shop.
Agazine: a regular publication devoted to posh cookers.

Oh dear, this is another one I'm going to have to sit out.

On the contrary, Adrian. All three actually should be words!

Prostitute
Parostitute: name given to a destitute person on the island of Paros
Frostitute: a person of either sex who performs sexual favours for money above the Arctic Circle
Postitute: a person of either sex who performs sexual favours for money using post-its.

[John Whitworth]

Get that one IN, Peter.

[Jayne Osborn]

No, Adrian, don't sit this one out -- your 'Magazine' is a good 'un, as are lots and lots of them in this thread.

I was one of the winners in 2010 but haven't even done one this time, so it'll be me sitting it out by the looks of things; these deadlines keep creeping up on me, dammit. The few hours left are mostly the ones needed for some beauty sleep

[Jayne Osborn]

In light of my last post :

Deadline

Dreadline: The very first sign that a woman's facial skin is not 100% smooth.

Deadwine: All the slops in the glasses left over from a party (esp. of teenagers) poured into a container, for the purpose of starting the next party with "punch".

Dadline: A 24 hour Helpline for fathers (esp. of teenagers)