[John Whitworth]

Gail, that is a beautiful poem. Perhaps it is too good.But give Lucy the chance to be discriminating.

[Douglas G. Brown]

Gail,

This reminds me of Thoreau's observation that finding a trout in the milk is a example of when circumstantial evidence can be trusted.

[Adrian Fry]

The fish that needs a bicycle is sought by all men.

[Roger Slater]

To err is human, to moo is bovine.

[Brian Allgar]

It is better to burn a bridge than to swallow a lawnmower.

[Roger Slater]

If you want to make God laugh, make a farting sound with your armpit.

Never trust a man who wears cufflinks with short sleeves.

Keep your friends close, but your wallet closer.

Brain surgery isn't rocket science.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is the designated driver.

In the land of the blind, light bulbs are a hard sell.

[Adrian Fry]

God alone grieves for the eaten pork pie.

Multiplication tables are occasional, algebraic hat-stands eternal.

It’s never Ash Wednesday for pancakes.

It’s a rare Dalek shops for shoes.

Only Swindon is exactly what it looks like.

Life is wanting a shovel and getting a bishopric.

Only the spoon tastes the stir it brings to the teacup.

Three Wednesday’s and you’ve forgotten what happened three Wednesday’s ago.

Pity the man who is only and entirely a cardiologist.

[John Whitworth]

I truly love the pork pie. If Lucy doesn't pick it I'll eat my... pork pie.

[Douglas G. Brown]

Beware of vestal virgins who sometime vend their virtue,
Since satiated urgin’s have tendencies to hurt you.

Put not your thrust in princes; my son, don’t stem the rose;
Don’t wet your wick with rinses whose scents offend the nose.

The lusty farmer’s daughter can give you dread disease;
A virus that can slaughter, or paralyze your knees.

Avoid the comely hooker on the seamy side of town;
While she may be a looker, you’ll end up six feet down.