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Unread 08-22-2014, 07:14 AM
Matt Q Matt Q is offline
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Chestnuts

I watched DIY Facelift on telly,
but I think I may have misread,
‘cause my testicles slid past my belly
and hung from my nipples instead.


This is absolutely not what they're looking for, I know, but I never could resist a bad pun.
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