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Suicide bomber 'hoist with own petard', say reports.
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The New York Post once ran a headline "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar"
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09-10-2015, 07:18 PM
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Ailin Palin
Sarah
Poor pretty Palin
Fecklessly failin’
Stuck to McCain
Like chronic pain.
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09-10-2015, 08:24 PM
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Trumpets
Fiorina
He called her a frump
She took the lump
And soon will Trump.
The Donald
Out on the stump
An arse and rump
Speaks Disney’s Trump.
Foreign Policy
Dumber than ice is
Don’ll face ISIS
Deliver new crisis.
The Wall
Don’s erection
After election
May on inspection
Expose infection.
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Last edited by RCL; 09-12-2015 at 12:45 PM.
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09-11-2015, 04:24 PM
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The news of the day is a bit of shocker:
We're minus a mod and we're left with a rocker.
(No offence, Jayne, I was just thinking about your motorbike and couldn't resist the rhyme...)
Last edited by Ann Drysdale; 09-12-2015 at 01:58 AM.
Reason: Added a smilie, for Jayne - and had to "go advanced" to do it.
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09-12-2015, 07:14 AM
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Jeremy wins!
Now clones of Blair, the creepy Tony,
Have come a cropper, much like Boney,
Tomorrow is another day.
Well done, old grey horse, Corbyn J.!
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09-12-2015, 07:51 AM
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All his opponents Jez Corbyn has thrashed
With a message of hope; thank God all hopes are dashed.
Now, comrades, old Corybyn is going to train us
To froth at the mouth and talk out of the anus.
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09-12-2015, 11:28 AM
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Let's hope the man who doesn't shave
Will put the wind up bare-faced Dave
And though his wardrobe looks like Steptoe's
Will bring to book the banker-kleptos.
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