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Unread 09-07-2008, 08:03 PM
Kevin Andrew Murphy Kevin Andrew Murphy is offline
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Ah, but Kevvie, you have nothing of the frisson of the pit bull, nothing of the varieties of hockey moms, in your characterizations. Try again.
Different joke, Tim. I was answering Palin's "How is a raven like a writing desk?" style query. The humor is in varying the answer, not the question.

But the true benchmark of humor is whether you get a laugh. (Thank you, Anne.)

What's the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom?

You can spay a pitbull.

What's the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom?

You can muzzle a pitbull. Actually, you can do that with a hockey mom too. When's McCain going to let Palin schedule a press conference?
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