[peter richards]

Originally posted by James Wilk:
It's hard, you know, with all those doe-eyed groupies hanging around the mansion (that I bought with all the royalties from my chapbook) in bikinis, swooning, saying that I'm "mad, bad, and dangerous to know."

We get the same problem around here - all dying in the snow, rotting away and attracting vermin and causing cholera.

They probably didn't even know they'd been born, either.