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02-17-2002, 06:45 PM
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A young Texas heiress named Alice
inherited half of north Dallas.
When she married, her man
was a cowpoke named Stan
whom she chose for the size of his spread near Gonzalez.
Carol
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02-17-2002, 07:19 PM
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Location: Boston, MA
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Size Queen
It seems that old Betsy, Regina
Was quite indiscreet with her mynah,
The dirty old bird
Quite loudly averred
That a cuke can just fill a dozen sandwiches.
[This message has been edited by ChrisW (edited February 18, 2002).]
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02-17-2002, 11:09 PM
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Location: London, UK
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There once was a lady named Dinah
who thought that her bod could be finer.
"Though God knows, I'm blessed
with a marvelous chest,
I'd quite like a tighter upper arm area"
*
When making a husband selection,
be sure there's a mental connection
and please, don't forget
that it's vital to net
a man who'll maintain his interest in you as the years roll by.
[This message has been edited by Clive (edited February 17, 2002).]
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02-18-2002, 10:58 AM
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Location: Cape Cod, MA, USA
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That horny Hornblower, Horatio,
to his cabin perversely palatial
was wont to invite
the midshipmite
for a little light evening housekeeping.
(music)
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02-18-2002, 12:53 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio USA
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There once was a metrical poet
With a gift, and would gladly bestow it
Upon each blessed girl
Who would give it a whirl,
But first, he insisted she listen to a bit of his light verse.
[This message has been edited by Robert Swagman (edited February 18, 2002).]
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02-18-2002, 03:29 PM
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Location: New York
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A man's tongue may happily sing us
Songs of what fortune can bring us,
But women prefer
Tongues that confer
Non-verbal pleasure by remaining silent.
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02-18-2002, 05:03 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Sioux City, IA
Posts: 905
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A gal from the Cumberland Gap
let all the guys sit on her Chippendale sofa,
. . . and with uncommon zest
. . . they would fondle her Queen Anne bureau,
and a few of them got the standing ovation.
Jan
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02-19-2002, 08:30 AM
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Location: New York
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An oversexed tourist from Venus
declared just as soon as she'd seen us
nakedly flaunting
our flesh, "My how daunting!
How can men do it with only one partner?"
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02-19-2002, 08:48 AM
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Location: New York
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Intending no theft and no malice
A eunuch broke into the palace.
"It's got to be here,"
He said. "I'm quite clear
That this is the last place I took out my wallet."
[This message has been edited by Roger Slater (edited February 19, 2002).]
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02-19-2002, 09:09 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2000
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Texas Honeymoon
A cowboy down on his luck
eloped with his bride in a truck.
They drove all that night
in the Texas moonlight
then crawled in the back to sleep.
sam
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