[chris]

Bad Spelling


Meditation, masturbation?
Nope - Melalope's our medication,
plus navel lint for witches' potion,
dandruff snow or snake-bite lotion,
yak fleas, frog knees -
French or Chinese,
witchety grub, dead flies and bees.
Stir them, fry them,
will them, whir them,
add any backbone under heaven.
Throw in Zz's holy socks,
a lopped-off thumb from Goldilocks,
a turkey feather, gizzard of partridge,
Joe Alimone's spent twelve-bore cartridge.
Add a spoon of Henry's jam
(this soup won't taste like pea and ham),
add Blob, add Thing, some Gretal, some Hansel
and stir with Roger's cyber-pencil.

Make a paste, apply to forehead,
chaunt this spell, go off to bed
and you will dream of poison arrows,
and atom bombs dropping on tiny sparrows.
This stuff's BAD - the doves will duel -
a recipe for rhymer's gruel.




[This message has been edited by chris (edited August 19, 2002).]