Well, Marion started it. I'm just trying to make her feel less awkward by out-immaturing her:
1.
Here Thomas Pynchon
Pinched one.
2.
This seat is where Eliot's butt was placed and,
Just below it, was Eliot's wasteland.
3.
On this spot, Sir Bertrand Russell
Exercised his anal muscle.
4.
After somewhat too much tippling,
Here did vomit Rudyard Kipling.
5.
After too much fiber downing,
Here unravelled Robert Browning.
6.
Here is where Pär Lagerkvist
Pissed.
7.
In this spot, Hermann Hesse
Missed the bowl and made a mess.
8.
Here's where famous Seamus
Placed the Heaney hiney.
9.
Octavio Paz
Passed gaz.
[This message has been edited by Roger Slater (edited December 07, 2007).]
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