[FOsen]

Whose on Foist?

Heyyy, Abbottttt, did you hear that I got
Laid off?
And none of the investments I bought
Paid off?
That’s right! Now someone’s swindled me, who
Made off?
His name—that’s all I want from you
That’s Madoff
Yeah, took off, took my dough
Yes, Madoff
That’s what I want to know
It’s Madoff made off
Okay! so, made off!!
Yes, that’s right.
What? What’s right, you BS wanker?
No, Lou, UBS was once your banker.

Frank