[Jan D. Hodge]

For Ann--

Drew, when baldness stigmatized 'im,
'it the bottle 'ard in February.
Last week I 'ardly recognized 'im.
All that Rogaine made Drew 'airy.

[Julie Steiner]

"Feb-ru-ar-y," Annie says,
"never has five Wed-nes-days."

[Allen Tice]

Fee brewery is wonderful.

Must use it when I sit next to a windlass o'er at the Wishing Well.
One pail of ale here, to share with the bird.

[Skip Dewahl]

The Canterbury libary says Febuary's contrary to the storage of sorage in sewers.

[Catherine Chandler]

Brett Favre. Pronounced FARVE. Go figure. I never could.

[Douglas G. Brown]

The girl who doesn’t whine about the cold in February-
That’s the kind of girl who I would really love to marry.