[Royston Vasey]

No, don't do that - cling to the lifeline that Rob and Royston and even I threw to you, and pretend you did it on allusive purpose. I won't tell.

LOL. Serendipity?

[Graham King]

Not an entry, but belatedly inspired by this competition:

I know an unfortunate fellow
Who sees stripes of orange and yellow
Afloat in the air all around;
These fictitious slivers abound,
And what’s more, he sees everything glint
With a similar, more dilute, tint:
I’ve heard him quite often declare,
“C’est ma ‘malade imaginaire’.”