[Ann Drysdale]

The domestic dog,
out for a constitutional jog,
is sorting the male from the female
by checking his pee-mail.

[John Isbell]

One of the things about a cat
is that
he won't come when you're calling.
There are some who find this appalling.

[Jan Iwaszkiewicz]

The Thylacine
had no gene
that was the least bit feline and it never purred
even though it was quite tiger-stripingly en-furred

[Brian Allgar]

Finding a rhyme for the aardvark
Is hard work,
But for its alternative name, "African ant bear",
Rhymes are less rare.

[Brian Allgar]

The Great White Shark
Used to be dark,
But seeing Trump swimming gave it such a fright
That it turned white.

[Brian Allgar]

The axolotl
Is not as intelligent as Aristotle,
But unlike him,
It can regenerate a damaged limb.

[Jan Iwaszkiewicz]

The Platypus
made no fuss
when learning he was different.
Indeed, was seemingly quite diffident.

[Jan Iwaszkiewicz]

The Echidna,
(which I cannot rhyme)
in a gift from the Antipodean Venus,
has the most amazing four headed penis.

[John Isbell]

The echidna,
for which I didna
find a rhyme...

[Jan Iwaszkiewicz]

Och aye John I didna see that.

Grinning with a cha-grin