[FOsen]

Well, actually, this sounds like a job for . . . the NUN-POLICEMAN.

And I also offer "unproprietal," meaning any wine that doesn't belong to a group of patented, proprietary varietals. As in:

this is Monsanto's synthetic zinfandel, but I think you'll find it tastes remarkably unproprietal.

[Allen Tice]

Very creepy wine from the Motley Cru, with notes of old clothes, burnt rubber, hash marks, and psilomotorcycles.

The link malfunctioned twice in two different ways, but I got the drift from my browser input line.

Keep 'em coming.

[Orwn Acra]

It reminds me of this story, by Roy Blunt,

" 'ey"
"EEEEEEEE!"
"I..."
"Oh, you."

Which is all very well and good. But if you wrote it like this:

" 'ey"
"Ee!"
"I..." "O,
Yu!"

each line would be DUOLITERAL!

[Allen Tice]

Can you get it to be hyp-duoliteral? No? Well, we're still looking for Moby Dick then.

I'm not sure Cymrucontinental will work on the BBC.

[John Whitworth]

Law and Order rules even in the country of the yurt. Why? You are way ahead of me. The Yurt-policeman stomps about doing his bit, that's why.

[Allen Tice]

'A kind of Yugoideal Shakespearean vacation spot is found on the seacoast of Bohemia not very far from Trieste.'

-- Lawrence Durrell, Reflections on a Marine Venue (1952 ‰).