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02-18-2010, 06:35 AM
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PHILISTINE IN LOVE
Smitten.
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02-18-2010, 10:45 AM
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Palin 2012
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02-18-2010, 09:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Orwn Acra
Allen, I could hug you. Yours are so wonderful.
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Looks like I'd have to queue, judging from the Rudolf Abel clip on last week's Nickleodeon. Thanks, just the same.
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02-19-2010, 12:53 AM
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While Wallowing in Taxpayers' Money Westminster MPs Object to Any Reform of Their Expenses System.
"Oink!"
Ditto (but for Euro MPs)
"Oinque!"
Last edited by Martin Parker; 02-19-2010 at 12:57 AM.
Reason: addition of sentence
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02-19-2010, 02:42 AM
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The form obviously favours the comic muse but it's nice to see a couple of serious ones.
THE LOGIC OF THE BEES
A man was walking past a house when an earthquake occurred. The house collapsed and the man was knocked to the ground and dazed. The owner, who was not at home, kept bees in his garden and when their hives were also destroyed, the maddened insects attacked the dazed man and stung him to death.
Unfortunate.
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02-20-2010, 04:38 PM
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This is a steal from Chaucer's "Pardoner's Tale", but what the hell:
THE TREASURE EVERYONE FINDS
Death
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02-20-2010, 04:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Donna English
Donner Party Eulogy
Tough
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