[John Whitworth]

With Bazza on holiday there's nobody watching the staggers. I popped into a newsagent today and found that the Great Bill had won money in a competition I knew nothing about. I also found that this week's offering is to write a piece called The Dawkins Delusion by God. I don't know how long (125 words?) and I don't know when for. I will let you know as soon as I can. But you can have a think while I think of reasons for God to write in verse.

125 words by 23 September.