[Esther Murer]

Well, I really did know a woodwind teacher named Wilder Schmaltz.

Esther

[Susan McLean]

I knew the son of a German teacher who had his students call him Herr Lipp.

Susan

[John Whitworth]

I think what you have to do is make the names long and tortuous.
What about:

V.F.M.N.X. Forte the Caterer
C.D.G.G. Runne the trainer
C.D.N. Boosey the journalist

I could go on like this all day

As for cars

Morris Oxford
Austen Cambridge
Umber Auk
Austen Healey (he actually exists and played for England at Rugby)

I'm not sure they are relevant and anyhow all out of date. It's a long time since I took an interest in cars

Helena Handcart: President of the Humanist Association
Vic R.F. Godde: the Pope

[Roger Slater]

Although I think one could probably get away with stealing what one finds online, I gave it a try to come up with ten on my own. I didn't Google them, so for all I know some of these have been done before:


Pierce Stiers -- women's jewelry salesman
Selma Boddie -- prostitute
Sandy Butz -- beach bum
Ron N. Hyde -- army deserter
Imus Florit -- race car driver
Adam Upp -- census taker
Lance Boyle -- dermatologist
Diane Moulder -- mortician
Joe King -- comedian
Jerry Rigg -- handyman

*

Tucker Cheeks -- plastic surgeon
Hugh Better -- extortionist
Hugh Betcha -- former governor of Alaska
Howard Hugh Vote -- pollster
Justin Sane - - serial killer
Jean Patcher -- tailor

[John Whitworth]

Good stuff. Diane Moulder MUST be a win.

Alas! Miss twee Diane Moulder!

[Philip Quinlan]

Caesar Topliss - Casting Director

Cher Thyngge-Shewin - Producer's daughter

Gertrude Knightly - Stripper

Sheba Lowes - Sex Worker

Mannfred P. Squatting - Female Impersonator

Lester C. Downbellow - Female Impersonator after gender reassignment

Shelley Wynne - Candidate for Office

Candice-Eve Marx - Con Artist

Hugh Jacks - Tree-feller

Allison Dennis-Knott - Stripper again

Rob Witt-Sornoff - Armed Blagger

Wanda Watt-Wenton - C.I.D. Officer

Trudi Ayre-Quigley - Test Pilot

Polly Titian - Avian Portrait Painter

[Mary Meriam]

Awesome, Roger. LOL-ing over here.