[Jerome Betts]

Agree about Sarkozy pronunciation, John. Can't remember anyone saying SarKOzy actually. .

Fashiony-pashiony,
Catherine Middleton
Viewed the front pages with
Sisterly pain.

"Some other person, more
Uncallypygian,
Should have been chosen to
Carry my train.”

Frankery-pankery,
Nicholas Sarkozy,
Rather short President,
Why such a glare?

Answer - D. Cameron
Undiplomatically
Sticking his nose in the
Euro affair.

Mitery-whitery,
Archbishop Williams
Scratches his head when he
Visits St Paul’s.

There, with the occupants'
Immovability,
He can do little if
Dialogue stalls.