Well, a little surgery on my Valentine of last week.
Funny Valentine
My love is like a bleeding heart
By Cupid's arrow fractured.
'It's clear,' I told the quack,'the part
Was badly manufactured.'
The honest sawbones sighed, 'Too true,'
And fitted a replacement.
Alas, another arrow flew
In at the open casement.
O Venus you have done me wrong,
Sweet Lady of the seaside!
I've heard too long your tedious song.
Now play to me the B side.
You say a love-free life lacks joy,
A church without a steeple.
Desist. And keep your little boy
From shooting stuff at people.
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