[Brian Allgar]

Here is a helpful footnote on “Competition Guidelines”:

Some of you have been heard complaining that your entrees have been unfairly overcooked, and that the prizes always go to the flavoured few.

But everyone is jugged in the same whey, impractically and objectionably. Anyone who subverts an entity has an equivocal chance of winning if it is deficiently meretricious.

And please remember that the judge’s derision is venal.