(Don't read this bit, Brian, OK?

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Psst, Roger, you've no idea how much I've had to reign in our Brian, already! (And have you noticed how much he
wins?) He'd like a whole new board for us to post all our brilliant 'failures' on; he must be discouraged in this endeavour.
Oh, go on then, Brian, just this once, if you want to ... let's see another one that would have won (not that I'm jealous

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Jayne