[Jerome Betts]

I rebut Ann's implicit aspersion.
The remake's a Tex-Mex excursion
Which has lots of pistols,
Hints of cleavage and bristols,
And less art than the Japanese version.

[Brian Allgar]

Pedro, I'd been thinking of doing "The Seventh Seal", but you beat me to it.

[Jerome Betts]

A man in an unredeemed state
Whose clock never changes its date
Lays on charm with a trowel
And wins Andie McDowell
Which suggests that it's never too late.

[Brian Allgar]

Jerome, that's a very enjoyable little film ... but I'd better not hog the entire guessing game.

[Ann Drysdale]

Of course Brian was right about Marienbad - inasmuch as anyone can ever be...

[Pedro Poitevin]

That Obscure Object of Desire

While extremists ignite sturm und drang
and Mathieu tells his tale to a gang,
two actresses flirt
with a spoiler alert,
and then everything ends with a bang.

[Brian Allgar]

Her body was found on the floor; a
Detective becomes her adorer.
When the door is unlocked
And she enters, he’s shocked,
For she’s dead, so how can it be Laura?

[Marion Shore]

Nigel, that's a scweam.
(The King's Speech)

Pedro, since you scooped me on The Seventh Seal, you force me to do this:

In a style that's exclusively Jack's
He comes to the door with an axe,
Then sticks his head in
And says with a grin:
"Here's Johnny!" How Jack overacts!

[Shaun J. Russell]

Three steel men, close friends since they met:
Each sought to become a cadet;
It seemed like good fun
To carry a gun
Until they played Russian Roulette.

[basil ransome-davies]

O Marion what have you done?
You've embezzled and gone on the run,
Where your nemesis waits
Thanks to young Master Bates,
Who is such an affectionate son.