[Brian Allgar]

Oh, yes, Janice, I see now. I misread it the first time. Just goes to show that you can't persuade old dogs to go to the optician's.

Fennel, avocado and Madagascar prawns, with homemade dill mayonnaise (yeah, with a whisk, none of that cheating with machines).

And by the way, I once drank champagne out of a lady's - well, not slipper, but evening shoe.

Wouldn't do it these days, of course. Never know what you might catch.

[Duncan Gillies MacLaurin]

He might have been Jewish,
and I’d risk quite a pile
on his being newish
to “this scepter’d isle”
as he’d somehow forgotten
that England’s no island
without Wales and Scotland.
An exile from Thailand?