[Douglas G. Brown]

"I hope that everyone likes vegan cuisine and non-alcoholic beer."

"Their Great Dane peed all over the carpet this morning, but it seems to be pretty well dried out now."

"I saw my doctor yesterday, and he told me that I have to have the other one removed immediately."

"There hasn't been a single drive-by shooting on this street for nearly a week."

"At eight o'clock the Amway presentation will begin."

"It's really great to finally be out of prison!"

"Fluffy has just turned seventeen. Aside from some bowel control issues, she's still as healthy as a kitten."