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Originally Posted by Richard Epstein
Like most questions predicated on definitions built into the query, these have not been useful. They seem to conceal a private agenda, as though the questions you really want to ask are too blatant for you. Let me help:
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1. Must poems vote where they reside?
Yes, unless they are U.S. Army poems that have been posted overseas.
2. Would I let my daughter date a conceptual poem?
No, you might end up with a shotgun Whitsun Wedding.
3. Does a conceptual poem require a corsage?
No, a body-bag will do fine.
4. Has anyone ever inadvertently learned a conceptual poem by heart? If so, where does he reside?
A friend of mine claims that he once did so, but if he tells you where he resides, he'll have to kill you.