[Rob Stuart]

Nineteen Eighty-Four Charing Cross Road

The doubleplusgood story of how a twenty year correspondence between an American bibliophile and a bookseller from Airstrip One leads to both being convicted of thoughtcrime and subsequently tortured into betraying one another at the Ministry of Love.

[Chris O'Carroll]

Originally Posted by Rob Stuart

Damn, Chris, I was going to do 'Gone With the Wind in Willows'. I hope you haven't missed the potential of Rat Butler.

Go for it, Rob. Neither of us has exclusive rights to those two titles, and our merged masterpieces are likely to be quite different, witness my total failure to come up with a Rat Butler character. In fact, I'm giving Rhett's most famous line to Badger, and changing "damn" to "tinker's cuss." This is a f**king children's book, after all.