A lot of clever ideas! I've gone for something somewhat in the style of '50 Shades' (being the only one of us who admits to having read it!) But I suspect this is not really what Lucy is looking for...
FIFTY SHADES OF OBJECTOPHILIA
‘Stay in the left-hand lane... Exit ahead!’ How often had he thrilled to the timbre of Jane’s voice, while closeted in the steamy intimacy of his Fiesta. Each journey they shared, his erotic fantasies were stirred by the varied shades of her seductive tones. But today, their 50th, would be special. He had asked her to plan a route along deserted country lanes, avoiding main roads, so that they could be alone together. His hand was sweating as he felt for her ‘on’ button and the map flashed onto the screen, the quivering green arrow echoing his frenzied passion. The countryside sped past while, with mounting excitement, he submitted to Jane’s urgent demands ‘Turn left... turn right’, green arrow thrusting across the screen. He pressed the accelerator and felt the throb of the engine turning faster and faster... yes... yes... YES!
He had reached his destination.
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