[Chris O'Carroll]

These were the only instructions I could find:

Email your original poems to contest@wordsmith.org (include your location: city/state/country) by this Friday. Selected poems will win books, word games, or T-shirts.

(I spent considerably more time on my cento than on my clerihew, epigram, and limerick entries. Who knew that stealing from other poets was harder than coming up with your own stuff.)